Aight, so lemme tell you my CRB saga, man. Things zilienda aje after that loan I took, thinking I was ballin'. Short story: iliishia vibaya. See, I was young and dumb, nikanjaza loan kubwa, thinking biz yangu itaboom. Kumbe business iliflop faster than a politician's promises. Ghafla, I'm broke, bills are piling up, and that loan, iyo ndio ilikuwa balaa. First, those guys started calling. Wee! Simu yangu ilikuwa inaita kama disco. Niki-pick up, ni maneno tu. "Where's our money? You signed the contract!" Nikaanza ku-hide simu, lakini they were persistent, kama mosquito. SMSes, emails, mpaka wakaanza ku-call my relatives. Aki! Hiyo ilikuwa aibu kubwa. Then ikaanza ku-happen ile kitu nilikuwa naogopa. CRB listing. Nika-check my status, nikapata niko huko. Nika-panic! Sasa loan zingine zote zilikuwa ngumu kupata. Hata job application, nikakuwa rejected. Ilikuwa noma sana. Life ikaanza kuwa ngumu. Rent ilikuwa shida, food pia. Nikaanza ku-hustle ka-mwendawazimu, lakini CRB ilikuwa kama laana. Kila mahali naenda, wana-check CRB. Ilikuwa stress mingi. Eventually, after muda mrefu and kujikaza sana, niliweza kulipa that loan. Lakini CRB ilibaki huko for a while. Ilinifunza lesson kubwa. Siku hizi, nakuwanga careful sana na loans. Sio mchezo. CRB ni serious. Usijaribu. Itakukalia vibaya. Trust me.
