Back to where we started meshers ! Here is some business plans for meahers

1. Car wash Empire™ – Start with one bucket, end with pressure pipes and a Bluetooth speaker playing Otile Brown.
2. Mitumba CEO – Buy for 50 bob, sell for 500 with "vintage aesthetic" captions.
3. Phone Accessories Plug – Selling chargers that either last 2 years... or 2 hours. Russian roulette vibes.
4. Smokie Pasua Investments – Low budget, high returns, plus free gossip from your customers.
5. Online Writing (a.k.a. Keyboard Warrior) – Writing for mzungus who think Kenya is a forest.
6. TikTok Influencer – Dance in slippers, go viral, get paid. Even your mum will ask, “Ati unafanya kazi gani tena?”
7. Car Detailing Business – Wash people's cars so clean they start respecting you more than their pastor.
8. M-Pesa + Vibanda Combo – You become the financial and emotional counselor of the hood.
9. "Digital Marketer" – Post memes, call it strategy. Charge like a pro. 10. Courier on Boda – Fast delivery guy, known in the hood as Uber with an attitude.😂 The choice is yours meshers