Kenyan Customers Be Like: "Nitarudi" Chronicles 😅📱

You know you're in Kenya when a customer walks into your shop with confidence, asks about every single detail of a phone — specs, storage, megapixels, if it can survive a fall from KICC, if it comes with free earphones, and of course... “Mnado lipa polepole?” 😌

You give them your all — customer service on 100%, you even throw in that "utapata free cover na protector" line to spice it up. They nod like they’re ready to pay cash money.

Then they hit you with the ultimate finishing move: “Aki sawa, nitarudi.” 💀💔💀

Bro... Sis... Just say you were bored at home and wanted to window-shop 😭😭

If you’re a business owner, you already know this customer is going to:

Walk out confidently like they’re going to the bank 😎

Disappear like your HELB refund 😭

Come back 3 months later asking, “Ile simu bado iko?” like the shop paused time for them 😩

But we still smile and say, “Karibu tena!” because... biashara ni biashara, and maybe, just maybe, they’ll actually “rudi” one day 😂 Guys have you ever experienced such customers in your biz ?