
My hands stung as I put them into the cold water for the hundredth time that day. Seven days washing dishes at Mama Atoti's hotel had left my fingers itchy and swollen. The stench of leftover food had become my daily perfume here.
"Shimonjero! These sufurias aren't clean!" Mama Atoti's sharp voice cut through the kitchen noise. "Do you think I'm as stupid as you?"
I scrubbed harder and kept quiet. Next to me, Wambilianga—my partner in this mess—whistled softly, somehow still hopeful despite everything.
The village that once looked at us like we were the Elon Musks of Africa now saw only fools—two local con men who had tried to trick a mzungu and failed miserably. And Mama Atoti made sure everyone in our neighboring three villages knew about our shame.
"Those are the ones who thought they would become Bill Gates of Kenya by becoming beggars. Oh, kimewaramba!" Her voice followed us each morning as we dragged ourselves to her hotel. (“Oh, it has caught up with them!”)
Our village had become a stage where we were the joke. Children pointed and laughed. Elders who normally kept their dignity joined in the mockery. Even the village drunks, usually too far gone to notice anything, found a way to discuss our stories at chang’aa—enough to make fun of us.
When our week of punishment ended, we learned that freedom from Mama Atoti's kitchen didn't mean freedom from shame. No one would hire the village idiots who thought they were clever enough to scam a foreigner. Shop owners watched us closely when we entered their stores. When we begged, people threw insults instead of coins.
"Shimonjero, can you carry this bag of maize?" someone would shout across the market, only to add more salt to his words, "Or will you try to trick it like you did the mzungu lady?"
Wambilianga kept his foolish hope. "Shimonjero, at least we're famous! Even people in Nairobi would envy this kind of fame!"
I wondered if Wambilianga truly believed his own foolish hope or if it was just another mask he wore. Fame without food is just empty wind.
One dry evening, I saw that familiar scheming look return to Wambilianga's eyes.
"Shimonjero, let's plan something new. One good hustle with no foreigners and without Mama Atoti." His voice carried the same dangerous promise that had landed us here.
The weight of our failure hung heavy between us. I was about to remind him of our current situation when Mama Atoti's loud voice carried across the village square. She was telling her friends about growing her business.
"Where else will these foreigners go? They'll eat our food, see our dances! They'll pay! That's where the money is!"
Wambilianga grabbed my arm, his grip surprisingly strong for a man living on borrowed meals. "Shimonjero, this is our chance. Let's help Mama Atoti. Let's plan something good but wise."
The plan was bold but simple—a cultural night at Mama Atoti's hotel. Traditional dances, stories, and real village food for the foreigners who sometimes passed through our village. The villagers would show off their talents, Mama Atoti would make money, and maybe, just maybe, we would gain back some respect.
Convincing her was like trying to make a leopard adopt a baby goat.
"You two? What do you want now? You won't dirty my hotel with your cheap tricks!" Her eyes narrowed dangerously.
I swallowed my pride. "Mathee, we made a mistake. But this is just business, and foreigners pay well. We'll organize, and you get the money."
Wambilianga added his charm. "Mathee, imagine your hotel full of foreigners eating your food, dancing to our music, and the money coming in."
When the night arrived, our village transformed. Colorful clothes hung from trees, laughter—real laughter—echoed across the village. The foreigners came with their cameras and wallets, delighted by what they thought was a "real African experience."
Mama Atoti's money pouch grew heavy. The villagers performed proudly, grateful for the chance. And somewhere between organizing dancers and translating stories, Wambilianga and I found something we'd lost—a purpose.
As the last drums faded and lights dimmed, Wambilianga leaned close, his breath warm on my ear. "Shimonjero, we've seen it's possible. But imagine if we did this ourselves. Without Mama Atoti. All the money would be ours."
The old temptation burned bright. But the memory of seven days with cracked hands and empty stomachs burned brighter.
"Wambilianga," I said quietly, watching as Mama Atoti counted her money with a satisfied smile, "We've been through enough. Let's be different."
His eyes held mine, disappointment wrestling with understanding. Finally, he sighed. "Fine, but don't say I didn't tell you. If you want to go back to trickery, you know where to find me."
As we walked home that night, with full stomachs and pockets lined with money, Shamakhokho seemed different. No mocking children, no sneering elders. Just a quiet acknowledgment that maybe the village tricksters had finally learned their lesson.Or had we?
Today is another day in our Shamakhokho village, and redemption—like everything else here—is never quite what it seems.
