Welcome to the Dumpster Fire: A Self-Help Book for People Who Hate Self-Help

By Paul G. (Author) Format: Kindle Edition

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Welcome to the Dumpster Fire: A Self-Help Book for People Who Hate Self-Help

Are you tired of self-help books that promise to "fix" your life but only make you feel worse? Do you cry in Target parking lots, argue with chatbots, and Google "how to human" at 3 AM? Congratulations, you’ve found your people.

This isn’t your average self-help book. This is a self-hurt book. It’s a cathartic scream into the void disguised as your funniest friend. Think of it as a survival guide for the modern age, written by someone who’s just as lost as you are.

Inside, you’ll learn how to:

· Fake adulthood (spoiler: you can’t).

· Rewind that email you sent drunk (time travel for beginners).

· Survive the group chat apocalypse (hint: weaponized GIFs are your best friend).

· Start a cult (oops, we mean “side hustle”).

· And much, much more.

From navigating the Starbucks of Lost Souls to surviving family gatherings without losing your mind, this book is packed with absurd advice, existential musings, and interactive quizzes that will make you laugh, cry, and question every life choice that led you to this moment.

Life is a dumpster fire, but at least we can make s’mores while it burns. So grab a cup of coffee (or wine, no judgment), settle in, and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even learn a thing or two. Just don’t take it too seriously—after all, this book is a terrible idea, and so are you.

Welcome to the dumpster fire. Let’s make some s’mores.

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